Funny Jokes in English

[فجر]

??WHY AM I MARRIED

You have two choices in life
You can stay single and be miserable
or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another
"?Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man"

:A lady inserted an AD in the classifieds
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters
:They all said the same thing
"You can have mine."

,When a woman steals your husband
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

,A little boy asked his father
"??Daddy, how much does it cost to get married"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying"

A young son asked
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
? man doesn't know his wife until he marries her"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married
and by then, it was too late.".

If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


" :Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"

[hdma]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
thank u,,
They are very funny Jokes..

[ibrahimalatief]

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and what about sending me your E-- mail because I have something to write to you soon
thank u millions .

[waya]

[grade="00008B FF6347 008000 4B0082"]ههههههههه ..
ما شاء الله عليك

بالعربي وبالانجليزي ,, ما مقصرة معانا


تشكراتي ولا هي thank you [/grade]

[mohammedbalal]

thanks 4 dese jokes
keep it up
ok

[نفسيات]

thnx fajr really very funny jokes
plz give us more

[الباقر بشير بابكر محمد عل]

I realy injoied with ur joks they were realy fany
thanks ... thanks

[AAL]

??WHY AM I MARRIED

You have two choices in life
You can stay single and be miserable
or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another
"?Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man"

:A lady inserted an AD in the classifieds
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters
:They all said the same thing
"You can have mine."

,When a woman steals your husband
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

,A little boy asked his father
"??Daddy, how much does it cost to get married"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying"

A young son asked
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
? man doesn't know his wife until he marries her"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married
and by then, it was too late.".

If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


" :Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"

looooooooooolz
they are deadly funny :D

Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
? man doesn't know his wife until he marries her"

I bet the son asked " dad is it true that in arab world etc
:D
cuz I haven't heard of that in africa :D

[الجاسوسة]

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."



hahahahahaahahahahahahahah thanxxxxxxxxx